Because I’m really restless online,
Because I know some people who came or are coming into money and…
Because as XX puts it: I’m a shameless bitch.
Anyway, this is a list of the things I want. Which by the way, I’m announcing early so that *some people* have time to source for them…
Who? I say *ahem* SOME people. Anyway, in case you’re not one of us elite students who are associated with literature and by association the extremely invaluable art of reading the subtext… Note that the choice of word is ‘SOME’ which belongs to the grammatical category of plurals which means that there is more than one person involved. Therefore, DO NOT even assume that there is someONE who is supposed to get a specific hint. That is a fallacious conclusion.
I expect EVERY body to do something about the upcoming extremely important event of the year.
Oh! But I digress.
Presenting… My lust Wish List:
1. Body slimming package
NB: FYI, this is a repeated request. I really wanted this last year. But apparently, it was too expensive and too crazy to get me this. Seriously, I am NOT psychologically unsound, I have NO problems with my weight (well, at least not a big one anyway), I DON’T have any disorder. I just wanna look thinner, go utilize my studio shot down payment and strut my stuff around.
Heh heh heh… *gleeful laugh*
2. Facial course
This is like the next best option. I have some little problems with my face that just won’t go away with a normal half-baked 3 step routine, lack of sleep, too much chocolate, not enough water lifestyle. Yea… little problems like little eyes and little nose. Ha ha! But yepz, bottom line is: would like the other solvable little problems to go away…
I’m damn vain. I know…
3. Handphone
This I must quantify. I’m not materialistic k? I really NEED a new cellphone. The old one is spoilt and I’m now surviving on Sha’s extreme generosity. But I need a nice, pretty non-candy bar phone… Do you think having Bluetooth is essential? Aesthetics or function? Hmm…
Oh, did I mention that Daddy has offered to get the phone? Haha… of course I’m trying to squeeze some Iraqi dough out of the little breeze. But then, he’s coming back from the dry land. It’s gonna be hard trying to get water out of rock. You know what I mean?
But always look on the bright side of life…
Poor darling… such an inconsiderate sister.
Poor you... such a thick skinned, demanding friend.
Poor me... gotta beg.
So what is poverty? What is happiness?
Will I get answers before I step into the scary world of adulthood?
*yikes*
Fear of the great unknown!
Because I know some people who came or are coming into money and…
Because as XX puts it: I’m a shameless bitch.
Anyway, this is a list of the things I want. Which by the way, I’m announcing early so that *some people* have time to source for them…
Who? I say *ahem* SOME people. Anyway, in case you’re not one of us elite students who are associated with literature and by association the extremely invaluable art of reading the subtext… Note that the choice of word is ‘SOME’ which belongs to the grammatical category of plurals which means that there is more than one person involved. Therefore, DO NOT even assume that there is someONE who is supposed to get a specific hint. That is a fallacious conclusion.
I expect EVERY body to do something about the upcoming extremely important event of the year.
Oh! But I digress.
Presenting… My lust Wish List:
1. Body slimming package
NB: FYI, this is a repeated request. I really wanted this last year. But apparently, it was too expensive and too crazy to get me this. Seriously, I am NOT psychologically unsound, I have NO problems with my weight (well, at least not a big one anyway), I DON’T have any disorder. I just wanna look thinner, go utilize my studio shot down payment and strut my stuff around.
Heh heh heh… *gleeful laugh*
2. Facial course
This is like the next best option. I have some little problems with my face that just won’t go away with a normal half-baked 3 step routine, lack of sleep, too much chocolate, not enough water lifestyle. Yea… little problems like little eyes and little nose. Ha ha! But yepz, bottom line is: would like the other solvable little problems to go away…
I’m damn vain. I know…
3. Handphone
This I must quantify. I’m not materialistic k? I really NEED a new cellphone. The old one is spoilt and I’m now surviving on Sha’s extreme generosity. But I need a nice, pretty non-candy bar phone… Do you think having Bluetooth is essential? Aesthetics or function? Hmm…
Oh, did I mention that Daddy has offered to get the phone? Haha… of course I’m trying to squeeze some Iraqi dough out of the little breeze. But then, he’s coming back from the dry land. It’s gonna be hard trying to get water out of rock. You know what I mean?
But always look on the bright side of life…
Poor darling… such an inconsiderate sister.
Poor you... such a thick skinned, demanding friend.
Poor me... gotta beg.
So what is poverty? What is happiness?
Will I get answers before I step into the scary world of adulthood?
*yikes*
Fear of the great unknown!
cLoUd DriFteD bY @ Monday, February 28, 2005 |
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