There is this natural decaying process called uglification. The onset of this phenomenon usually begins after the members of the homosapiens species complete their mating ritual. For the female homosapiens, the rate of uglification tends to accelerate after each successful live-birth.
Except for me.
3 solid kgs in 2 weeks! And it’s not water or post-meal weighing k?
Solid stuff cannot bluff.
In addition to starvation and exercise, I need to moan moan and moan… (and there’s nothing sexual bout it…)
Gosh! I haven’t been so so so so soooooooooooo fat in years!
I have an obviously protruding tummy… even when I stand!
Just crossing my legs and I see the ridges of cellulite… the Himalayan ridges if I may quantify.
My face is so round it’s fuller than the moon on the 15th.
And darn, I think I need to get new bras!
How how how???!!!
And then my face is also getting uglier. Already not extremely good looking to begin with, then with all the zits and blemishes and engorged pores and the whiteheads and the dark eye rings…
I’m hideous.
Wait… CNY is now officially over. So what the heck, I’m one year older!
Growing old and fat and ugly… all before quarter life!!!!
Somebody give me a paper bag.
Wait, make that a gunny sack.
*wails*
Except for me.
3 solid kgs in 2 weeks! And it’s not water or post-meal weighing k?
Solid stuff cannot bluff.
In addition to starvation and exercise, I need to moan moan and moan… (and there’s nothing sexual bout it…)
Gosh! I haven’t been so so so so soooooooooooo fat in years!
I have an obviously protruding tummy… even when I stand!
Just crossing my legs and I see the ridges of cellulite… the Himalayan ridges if I may quantify.
My face is so round it’s fuller than the moon on the 15th.
And darn, I think I need to get new bras!
How how how???!!!
And then my face is also getting uglier. Already not extremely good looking to begin with, then with all the zits and blemishes and engorged pores and the whiteheads and the dark eye rings…
I’m hideous.
Wait… CNY is now officially over. So what the heck, I’m one year older!
Growing old and fat and ugly… all before quarter life!!!!
Somebody give me a paper bag.
Wait, make that a gunny sack.
*wails*
cLoUd DriFteD bY @ Thursday, February 24, 2005 |
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