It always boils down to this:

I have work i.e. essay to do and the words just don’t flow.

I blog and the verbal diarrhea just goes on and on and on. WTH?!

Anyway, was randomly surfing the net and just wanna comment on two things.

1. People should blog more!!! Haha… I’m so so so bored all the time and I can’t even pick apart other people’s thoughts and life… if this goes on, I’ll be one of those people who die in front of their computers coz they surf porn sites too much.

Haha! That got you to sit up rite?

Man… I’m really really really bored and frustrated out of my mind by the stupid essay. Major mental block complete with police barricades and check points.

2. Went on friendsters, (Now you know the degree of restlessness) and saw this thing posted by one of my friends. (They’re all friends on friendsters anyway… hah)

Message: Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on
yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. 2 people were on it, but only 1 survived.

*The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Bloody morons! Haven’t they heard of slowing down?

It is stupid lies like these that pollute our minds.