10 reasons why I would rather be male:
1. No more worries about weight.
2. Easy access to friends. i.e. male bonding. Especially easy if you smoke as well.
3. Eradication of curfews.
4. Laxer social rules. In that you can drink, smoke, have multiple sexual partners, ride a motorcycle, be friendly, swear, not bathe, be ugly without having the world condemn you.
5. Validity of the right to be insensitive.
6. Ability to switch on and off emotions.
7. The fact that we’re still living in a male dominated world where there are so many less females in positions of power, wealth and authority.
8. Phallic envy.
9. Possibility of being taller, bigger and stronger.
10. Having girlfriends. Girls are so soft and sweet and sensitive and eager to please and mushy and sentimental and fawning and all sugar and spice. I would like to have one too. Take away please… extra serviettes.
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(ed: added later) I realized that this might be a controversial issue. But there’s a part of me that relishes in provoking that incredulous “what the heck” reaction out of people. *beams*
BTW, the photoblog has been updated again!
1. No more worries about weight.
2. Easy access to friends. i.e. male bonding. Especially easy if you smoke as well.
3. Eradication of curfews.
4. Laxer social rules. In that you can drink, smoke, have multiple sexual partners, ride a motorcycle, be friendly, swear, not bathe, be ugly without having the world condemn you.
5. Validity of the right to be insensitive.
6. Ability to switch on and off emotions.
7. The fact that we’re still living in a male dominated world where there are so many less females in positions of power, wealth and authority.
8. Phallic envy.
9. Possibility of being taller, bigger and stronger.
10. Having girlfriends. Girls are so soft and sweet and sensitive and eager to please and mushy and sentimental and fawning and all sugar and spice. I would like to have one too. Take away please… extra serviettes.
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(ed: added later) I realized that this might be a controversial issue. But there’s a part of me that relishes in provoking that incredulous “what the heck” reaction out of people. *beams*
BTW, the photoblog has been updated again!
cLoUd DriFteD bY @ Saturday, April 16, 2005 |
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