Oh! Oh!
I know what I said bout refraining from blogging but I just need to rant a bit about men in general.
Despite what I always say about wanting to be male, some days, men just frustrate the hell out of me.
On a side note, Nurul: yes, women are capable of having multiple orgasms, but we really need to look at the massive number of women who are constantly trying to figure out how to achieve the big O to reach the conclusion that for every woman who has multiples, there are a great many who have none. In contrast, we know for sure that working out one’s forearms almost guarantees a man of one.
On yet another side note, women who go through circumcision, (yes, common mis-termed as FGM i.e. female genital mutilation) actually may have a better chance of attaining the mythical multiple orgasms because the nick made on the clitoris exposes more blood vessels to be stimulated.
Before you freak out at the sexual content, let me just say that I got this off “Time” magazine (and probably “Her World” or some other glossy paged trash) when I was in secondary school, because my teacher made us read it. So there, it is purely scientific. Don’t fuss!
Yet another side note, I wonder what it’ll be like when I have to teach sex education as a teacher… what if I teach in a boys’ school? Hmm… “Class, girls have cooties, so don’t even kiss them.” Haha! How do we know? Because we have cooties too!
See lah, when it comes to men, the topic has to stray into sex. Haha!
Oh yea, the point I wanna make is that the next time someone tells me that they want or that I’m so lucky to snag a S.N.A.G, I’m gonna explicitly say:
“Heck sensitive guys!”
Man! (pardon the pun) I’ve had it with guys with excessive amounts of emotions. Whatever happened to the old fashioned male with limited range of emotions? Bring some of them back please…
It’s soooooooo frustrating having to handle male emotions coz firstly, one has to consider his stupid male pride. So you can’t do the usual, “oh… baby, dun be upset…” bit that one conventionally settles the ladies.
Then, there’s his pseudo logic that you have to deal with. “These are my principles… blah blah blah”. My gosh! If a girl’s petty, you can just pin it down as that, but noooooo when it’s the guy’s turn, it’s always justified by some half-arsed logic.
And don’t even get me started on mood swings. Hey, you guys don’t have to leak blood every month, so you don’t have the right to throw your tantrums and expect me to tolerate your “mood swings”. Until the day your balls drip blood or your pile ruptures and hemorrhages… please get your moods off the playground.
So, unless you’re gay, don’t try the sensitive new age guy nonsense. Have an opinion, keep your emotions in check, leave the whining and bitching to the ladies please, we do it much better anyway.
I know what I said bout refraining from blogging but I just need to rant a bit about men in general.
Despite what I always say about wanting to be male, some days, men just frustrate the hell out of me.
On a side note, Nurul: yes, women are capable of having multiple orgasms, but we really need to look at the massive number of women who are constantly trying to figure out how to achieve the big O to reach the conclusion that for every woman who has multiples, there are a great many who have none. In contrast, we know for sure that working out one’s forearms almost guarantees a man of one.
On yet another side note, women who go through circumcision, (yes, common mis-termed as FGM i.e. female genital mutilation) actually may have a better chance of attaining the mythical multiple orgasms because the nick made on the clitoris exposes more blood vessels to be stimulated.
Before you freak out at the sexual content, let me just say that I got this off “Time” magazine (and probably “Her World” or some other glossy paged trash) when I was in secondary school, because my teacher made us read it. So there, it is purely scientific. Don’t fuss!
Yet another side note, I wonder what it’ll be like when I have to teach sex education as a teacher… what if I teach in a boys’ school? Hmm… “Class, girls have cooties, so don’t even kiss them.” Haha! How do we know? Because we have cooties too!
See lah, when it comes to men, the topic has to stray into sex. Haha!
Oh yea, the point I wanna make is that the next time someone tells me that they want or that I’m so lucky to snag a S.N.A.G, I’m gonna explicitly say:
“Heck sensitive guys!”
Man! (pardon the pun) I’ve had it with guys with excessive amounts of emotions. Whatever happened to the old fashioned male with limited range of emotions? Bring some of them back please…
It’s soooooooo frustrating having to handle male emotions coz firstly, one has to consider his stupid male pride. So you can’t do the usual, “oh… baby, dun be upset…” bit that one conventionally settles the ladies.
Then, there’s his pseudo logic that you have to deal with. “These are my principles… blah blah blah”. My gosh! If a girl’s petty, you can just pin it down as that, but noooooo when it’s the guy’s turn, it’s always justified by some half-arsed logic.
And don’t even get me started on mood swings. Hey, you guys don’t have to leak blood every month, so you don’t have the right to throw your tantrums and expect me to tolerate your “mood swings”. Until the day your balls drip blood or your pile ruptures and hemorrhages… please get your moods off the playground.
So, unless you’re gay, don’t try the sensitive new age guy nonsense. Have an opinion, keep your emotions in check, leave the whining and bitching to the ladies please, we do it much better anyway.
cLoUd DriFteD bY @ Tuesday, April 19, 2005 |
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